Ching-ching, this is my home and your home
Don't you like it?
Yes, I don't have to wander any more
Master, is there
anyone living with you?
No, I'm the only one here
Those plants...
That neighborhood kid waters them everyday
Don't pluck them; they are for seeding
Clean up for me
I'll get river water
I'm lucky
Stop!
Chia-le
Oh, no, master!
Well, I'm here to get water
On your knees
Yes, master
I didn't tell you to get fish here
You like fish, master
Not now. Let it go
Set it free?
Set it free
He used to kill anything in sight
Your Worship, it's you
Sure
Your master wouldn't be so kind-hearted
I think so too
You're much taller after these years
Only a little taller
Carry the water
Yes
Let's compete in getting back
Why are you so slow?
Hurry up, out of breath?
Never, maybe you are
I've failed again
Steadfastness is better than speed
Go back and change
I'll introduce a friend
Good
A new friend?
Master, you're back? Need any help?
No, go on with your work
Your Worship
Is this your best clothing?
Yes, master gave it
to my reluctantly
Your master must really adore you!
Didn't you promise
to introduce a friend?
Yes, in the room
Let me introduce myself
Buddy, let me help you
Put me down!
You're small but shapely
Capture him. He molested me
I'll chop his arm off
I didn't know she was a girl
Ching-ching
Only a misunderstanding!
Offending a shrew, you're in trouble
You'd be better off if I beat you
Play-acting Use two books as cushion
That's the only way to clam her down
Coming
Bastard, you assaulted my pupil I'll kill you
Hell with you
Master, he's got some padding
Does he?
You really are crafty
Now you must bear with it
He normally didn't do that
You promised to hit lightly
This will make you
cries sound real
Enough
Ching-ching,
still want to chop off his arm?
Your Worship, don't' do that
You think it's for fun only?
I'll give up
Don't worry, she's not serious
Ching-ching, chop off his arm
Don't!
I won't
You won't?
Master
Yes?
Chop it for me
Me?
Come on
Chop a little
You take me for some meat? You told me to act
To get punched to please her
Master, you teamed up
with an outsider against me
Ching-ching
Sorry, she has to go to the toilet
Excuse me
Again? I'm leaving
Leaving? Wipe the floor first
Bad luck to the opponent who has to bow
I didn't touch her I didn't know she's a girl
I had to pose as the broom, or the cow
No way of telling what's up, what's down
Your Worship
So I've got
a tougher man
It was your fault Where's your master?
He's gone to get something, he'll return later
The yin on the journey, the yang keep away
I must relax while at work
We dance, we keep dancing
Let's kick-dance,
dance forward, backward
Let's dance forward, let's kick-dance
Sorry
What a mess you've brought,
young man
Freshen up
I should've brought
Chia-le to help me
How come?
Get up
Do me a favor
Kick, bend waist
It hurts
Me only. You too?
Get up, turn
Let's keep hopping
It's a hard job
Do me a favor
Hop, hop
Good
You should've done that
Don't waste it!
What a relief
You really are nice. Go on
Don't do it horizontally, don't!
Don't jump down!
Don't come down!
So many of them. Stop!
I've got it Not this one
Don't touch my corpse, or I'll make you a moron
Trying to lure me with beauty? Don't look!
Why is there such a scent?
She's kissing me
Why is my heart beating so hard?
It's beating tic-tack!
No, don't!
I can't control myself
Bad!
It's warm
It's great
It hurts but I feel great
I played along because you're shapely
You can't seduce me
So it's a fox I'd better give up
They're breaking of Don't jay-jump!
Come on
Mind your head
Ching-ching, only a misunderstanding
Attention! Pack up!
Chia-le, open up
Chia-le
Bastard, why are you taking a nap?
Master
Why is master giving these poles to the vampires?
Presto!
The walking corpses are inspired
Forget the ringing
"Aye ya' commands you to
Listen to my command!
Try!
Aye ya!
It's serious!
Bad! Coming!
It's serious!
I hit you so hard
and you won't yell out "aye ya"!
Aye ya...
Master, don't scream any more!
They may kill you
What?
Aye... is taboo
Taboo?
Aye ya...
You're smart
Aye ya...
Listen to my command
Forget "aye ya'
Fixed
My master specializes in this
Do it aboveboard
Why do it sneakily?
Luckily I saw it,
or I'll get killed
So heavy?
Would master be so heavy after death?
No, he'd leave behind
only the skeleton
Master
Be nice. I adore you
My greeting, grandmaster
Chia-le, what are you doing in the kitchen?
I'm making breakfast for you
Why?
Master, the priest next door
has returned
Anything important? Shall I visit him?
No
The priest is coming
Tell him I'm unwell
There's no love lost between them
Your Worship, Ching-ching, please go in
I heard your master's moans
Is he all right now?
He said
he's unwell
Let's go in to see him
No need
We'd better return then
I've already made breakfast for you
Sorry for the trouble
Never mind. Come on
Master
I thought you were unwell
Can't I take my breakfast then?
Why not?
Greeting to you Taoist
Taoist
Isn't he the Four-eye Taoist
you often mentioned, master?
Yes
What did he say about me?
He said you're honest and straight forward
You're dedicated to fighting evil
And you're nice
to your pupil
At worst you'd say "I adore you"
Master, she speaks like an angel
He also said
you treat each other like brothers
How?
You face
each other speechless
Master, it that right?
Right, I'm speechless in his presence
You're mute
You're quite cute
Master, have a cup of tea with him
Shall I bring the breakfast?
Say "yes"
Ching-ching, go in and help him
Sit down
Have some tea
Please
Come on
Good
The tea's nice
Been a long time
I thought you were dead
I went but they asked me to take you along
Can you go now?
No
It's serious!
What are they doing?
Finished Come with me at once
Master
Master, have breakfast
Come on, Ching-ching
Come and have congee
Ching-ching, let's eat separately
Why? That's impolite
Take care then
Your Worship, please humor him
I told you to eat separately
Look, the preserved beancurd
Eat
Take the pickles Take the radish
Take preserved beancurd Take peanut
Take pickles Take radish
Take peanut Take them all
Have congee
Missed
I give up, you're crafty
Your Worship, may I help you?
Let's play little longer
Your Worship, don't be angry
He's gone
Chia-le, be nice I adore you
Clean the shoes for me
I've won
The old boys are in for a lot of things
Your Worship, Ching-ching, where are you going?
We're going up to pluck medicinal herbs
Ching-ching, you too?
Is that any concern of yours?
Going up?
Your Worship
Aren't you afraid of wild animals?
What then?
I don't mind keeping you company
Don't you have to go to carry water?
I do it everyday Let me lead you
Very well
Look left and right, and go
Ching-ching, are you still mad at me?
Take this
Forget it, I'm not so narrow-minded
That is good
What a nuisance, same thing day and night
Master
Master, what are you doing?
Nonsense,
pay homage to the Patron
How are you? What are you doing? Over
Find. I'm making dolls What about you?
Say "over". Over
Over
I'm all right. Over
What is your master doing? Over
He's holding a coconut No idea what
I see. It's for my head
Over
Your master's a beast. Over
Go to bed early. Or you can't sleep
Sleep Must start rituals at daybreak
Why's the cock crowing so early?
What a nuisance
I can't hold on
The coconut won't work, nor do the bowl & cotton
Even lamp wicks can do you nothing
Master, where are you going before dawn?
To buy a house
Buy a house?
Monk, come here
Morning, Taoist
Paying regards to me
so early?
Shut up
Name a price for your house
Well, how much?
So much gold?
Taoist,
we're good neighbors
How can money buy a neighbor?
What can make you go away then?
Amida Buddha I'm ready to read sutras
Here till I die
Well, let me wait till you pass away
Monk, forget what I've said just now
Why does this doll look like you?
Ching-ching made it according to my looks
Give it to me, will you?
Yes, if you please
Can I have your signature?
Yes
A signature is not intimate enough Better put a chop
Take it
Thank you
Don't mention it
I must leave now
Why does master want this doll?
Master
Set the altar
Now? It's not yet dawn
Any day's good for this
You're finished for sure
Master, are you trying to jinx that priest?
Why not? Stand aside
See how long you can go on
Master
Master, what are you doing?
I don't know what I'm doing
Of course you don't I hit you "laugh' sinus"
What are you doing, master?
I've been hit on this. Break if for me
Why am I opening this cabinet?
It hurts
Why am I holding these pincers?
I removed a tooth, luckily a decayed one,
but it hurts
Master, how do u feel?
My tooth, again
My hand
Not the right side, the left side
It's serious
Master, bear with it
Come and stab me
Not here, not here
Right, but not deep enough
Master
I've been under control
Anyway to break it, master
Use garlic
I don't know how
Master
lmpossible
Who's jinxing you?
Could it be that lousy Taoist?
So it really is him
Go back
Where is it?
It's cute
I'll go back and change
What are you up to?
Trying to jinx my master?
No, no such thing
You removed my master's tooth, didn't you?
Don't!
Do you confess or not?
I did it
Why did you do that to my master?
Only for fun
Fun? Well, let me play along with you
What are you up to?
Don't, it could be fatal
Chia-le, help!
Hurry up
Don't!
Master
Ching-ching, forgive my master
He's evil Let me launch him to the sky
Four-eye, let begones by begones
Stop dreaming
Launch him to the sky
We're breaking even now
Well, all right, let's go
Monk, are you going to help me?
Make him drink a tank of oil
& he'll recover
Drink the whole tank
Let's go
You're fantastic
Chia-le, hurry
Master, hold it
Master, drink it quickly
Master, go on, still some more
Hurry up, finish it
Come on, there's still a little left
Almost finished now
Finished, master
Finished
Master, how do you feel now?
I feel greasy
Watch out, master
Well, let's forget it!
Master, are you all right?
I feel fine
Let me help you go in
Now I feel flatulent, and you did it
Go to bed early
I can't
Where's the toilet? I need it
The toilet? Let me take you there
Hurry up
Watch out
Brother
Uncle
Taoist Crane
Priest yi-yu
Why are you stopping over here?
Let me borrow some glutinous rice from brother
Glutinous rice?
Wu-yuan, let's stop here for a rest
Let's take a rest here Put it down
Chia-le, go and get some glutinous rice
A gold-rimmed coffin marked with carpenter black!
Right, it's a vampire
Why don't you burn it?
He comes from the frontier, we can't burn it
We must get it to the capital for Royal decision
Taoist Crane, why don't you pull down this tent?
Let it absorb more sunshine
You're right. Thank you
Pull it down
I was going to say it
Why didn't you say so then?
Why are we pulling down the tent?
The reason is...
Shut up. I'm talking to him, not you
The reason is...
It's unlucky to talk too slowly
But talking fast gets cursed
More sunshine can lower its copse aura
Is that so? Pull it down then. Be careful
Pull it down
Here you are, uncle
Thank you, brother
Don't mention it Hope you don't have to use it
No more nonsense Let's go on
Go on
Depart
It's all right, depart now
I won't be in your way See you again
Goodbye, brother
Goodbye, uncle
See you again
Amida Buddha
Thank you Your Worship Please take care
Such a nice coffin
must be costly
Sure, it's made of gold
I must work hard to earn money
Some day I may buy you one, master
You're quite loyal
Wish they were all right
It hasn't rained for a long time
Why does it rain?
Heaven must have drunk too much
Why doesn't it snow?
Snowing means intestinal disorder
Thundering is gas?
Typhoon is bad odor?
What's earthquake?
Earthquake is seeking a hideout Good night, master
Wonder how brother is doing now
Hurry up
Get more hands to help. Hurry
Hurry up. Disgusting
That camp's fixed
Can we put the coffin in first?
Why?
Because the black is fading
No
A little later...
A little later is okay, not now
Brother, we can enter the camp now
Sit still
Depart
Hurry up
Draw down the curtain
Push it into the camp, quick
Hurry up
Harder
There's no more rain
What happened?
It's frightening
Bring a rope, quick
A rope to tie that vampire
Why is there such a noise?
Bad, they're coming
Sorry, Your Highness
Don't!
Run quickly
Help!
What happened?
A vampire!
Help him in
Get the thing
Ching-ching, bring the snake wine
Not glutinous rice?
Glutinous rice won't work now
lts poison has spread all over
So we must use
the snake wine to absorb it
Show me now
What did it happen?
While we were on the journey
a thunder stormed
and we entered the camp
But once inside, he ran out
It was really frightening
Please make the story short
They all got killed
What about my brother?
I saw him kissed by that vampire
Where?
In the woods
Let's go
Dress his wound,
make him drink lily seed water
I'll go out with the taoist to have a look
Chia-le, you stay here
Why, master?
He was poisoned by the corpse, he may get worse
Then you kill him
Go now
Amida Buddha
Brother, what happened?
He's no longer human now
He may wreak, havoc unless I kill him
Brother, how do you feel?
The poison has reached my heart, it's beyond control
Kill me!
No
Don't!
I'm sorry for failing to have...
Why don't you stop him
from killing himself?
Shut up
He killed himself with a sword to avoid
Affecting the others
How can I stop such a noble deed?
Splendid
Killing evils, then killing himself
Why such an ordeal
It's not a ordeal
He died heroically
A true credit to Taoism
My salutes
Let me worship you
on my knees
You really know what to do
How come?
The back not touching the ground
means insincerity
To show my sincerity, do it again
So you got away with it so easily
I'm trying to get a talisman
Only this left
Please open it for me
No problem
Are you all right?
Yes, I want to go out for some air
Good
I'd rather be sick if you were so nice
What's the trouble?
I seem to have a fever
I feel a bit dizzy
A fever?
No
My hand's hot
It's not
It is
My heart hurts
Where?
Over here
Here
I feel better when you press it
Press it yourself then I'll go get the herbs
How do you feel?
I can hardly breathe
Why?
I need oxygen
That fabric is a nuisance
I mustn't open my eyes She must be shy
Oh, I can't se anything
Gosh! I can't see, can't breathe
What happened?
I'm out of oxygen
Let me
Oxygen
How do you feel? Better?
Better I can's see, can't breathe
Why? Can't se anything again
What are you doing?
Artificial resuscistation
Just now those two mouths...
Mine
Are you all right?
Yes
Where are you going?
To rinse my mouth
What a prank
That cissy man's made my mouth stink
Brother...
Which one?
You
What are you up to now?
What would happen
if we were hurt by a vampire?
Small thing According to my master
You'd feel cold all over
Then itchy all over
Why?
Because fingernails will grow out of you
What then?
Then your mouth itches and you yearn to bite
Why don't you ask me the reason?
Why?
Because two teeth will protrude out of you
At this stage,
you'll go berserk
You're fascinated by blood and it's smell
You're no longer human then
What then?
What?
Half-man, half-ghost
What sound is that?
Didn't they die? Why?
Ching-ching, get the thing
What are you doing?
I screamed out of fear
Coming
What do you want?
Squat down
Don't be afraid, it's all right
Here are 3 of them Pick one
No problem
Here
Help!
I can't hold on. Let's go
That child
Too late now
Fight any one as he comes
Why is it quiet now?
Cover him with a blanket Quiet!
Tear it into two
Don't worry
Don't worry. You go first
Chia-le
My bottom!
Chia-le
Ching-Ching
Chia-le, duck
Don't kill!
Why did you try to kill him?
Not my fault He came crashing over
You're a beast!
He's unhuman I kill him for his own relief
Ask him if you doubt my words
How do you feel?
Great
Brother, I won't forget you
What mischief are you up to?
Nothing at all
Why did you paint your face like that?
I sought only to save my life
Brother, see you in the next life
May you rest in peace
Amlda Buddha
Do you fell itchy and shivering?
Don't make fun of us
I just want to give him relief
Get out of my sight!
Master, don't we have to burn these?
Go away Didn't you hear?
Master, I'll help you in a minute
Are you all right?
Yes, but they hurt my bottom
Get the snake wine to dress the wound then
Go
Now you're wounded
all over
You're dying. Immerse in it
I feel great, master
Get some friends to enjoy it with you
Master, why are you putting the snakes in?
They give you a speedier recovery
Don't you want to get well?
Of course
Take your bath then
Why did that half-man
- half-corpse get here?
We're the only families in this vicinity
They have no other place to go to
Help!
Ching-ching, go in quickly
Let me
Am I glad to have the spell!
This has turned into a spirit
Oh, there's no more left
Don't worry
Oh, we're helpless
Attack his eyes
It hurt
Go on!
Wait...
You can't match him empty-handed
Go and get weapons
What now, master?
Go to the morgue with them
It's safer there
Take it
What about you?
I don't need it
Go
Lend a hand
One is missing
What are you doing with the malted sugar?
Stick him
if he comes in through the door
Then try to escape
Ching-ching, please help me
That way
Chia-le, is it all right inside?
We're all right Your Worship
Be alert
Your Worship
Master?
Hold him
Let's go
You Worship, the vampire is inside
Don't go in there
Take off the shoes; fast
Chia-le, sprinkle him with rice water
Go away
I don't believe you can't be killed
Master, come and help
Keep on hacking
Bestow strength on me, Grandmaster
The master is being possessed
Don't disturb him A puncture, then nothing
Even my steely frame can't work wonders
My innards have all been disturbed by him
Innards...
Right, his interior Get all the poison
Ching-ching, come and help
All right
Stuff all the poison into his mouth
The snake is full of rice water Stuff it in
Help do the stuffing
Heaven be praised
Really terrible
Not as terrible
as my last dream
Who's that?
My master
Don't tell him